Sardar's Son- Papa agar aapko 10 or 5Rs
raaste mein pade mile to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Sardar- 10 Rs ka ..
Son -Esiliye aap pe joke bante hai,
dono bhi to utha sakte ho.
SINDHI ne mithai ki shop kholi
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
"1 Naukar ki zarurat hai jisko DIABETES ho.."
Patni -Mera manna hai shaadi ek Lottery hai
Pati- Mai aisa nahi manta,
Patni- Kyu?
Pati-Qki Lottery me Dobara KISMAT azmane ka Mauka milta hai..
Santa- Yaar ,hum Hindi bolte hai,English bolte hai ,Maths q nahi?
Banta- Jyada 3-5 mat kar,or 9 2 11 ho ja,
varna 4-5 dhar doonga to 32 k2 reh jayenge..
Mareez- Koi lambi umar ka tareeqa bataiye?
Doctor- Shaadi kar lo.!
Mareez- Kya iss se umar lambi ho jayegi?
Doctor- Nahi, ye TAMANNA Khatam ho jayegi..!
Operation ke baad Santa bola-
"Doctor saab kya ab mein rog se mukt hoon?"
Jawab mila-" Beta doctor to niche rah gaya main to CHITRAGUPT hoon.."
1 ladke ne 1 ladki ko propose kia
ladki ne ladke ko bahut maara,
utha-2 k patka,Chapplo se maara
mar kha k ladka utha, kapde jhad k bola
TO PHIR MAI INKAR SAMJHU...
Teacher :- Isko english me translate karo
"Ladki kapde pahen chuki hai"
Boys:- "Oh shit! we are late...."
Daadi ko Bhagwat Geeta ka path karte dekh
Pota bola Daadi konse exam ki tyari kar rahi hai
Maa:- Ye "FINAL" ki tyari hai ..
JAPANESE CONCEPT : Work-
"If 1 can do,I too can do.
If none can do, i must do"
INDIAN CONCEPT:
"If 1 can do, let him do.
If none can do,how can I do ....
Pati Patni Market ja rahe the..
1 Ladki ne Hello bola..
Patni-Kaun thi wo?
Pati-Dimag mat kharab karo..
Pehle hi PARESHAN hu ki
use kya BATAUNGA ki TUM kaun ho???
Husband-Raat ko maine 1 HORROR DVD dekhi,
Ek CHUDEL kabhi mere Aage kabhi Pichhe
Or kabhi Saath chal rahi thi,
Wife-Kaun si DVD thi ?
Husband- Apni Shaadi ki...
Santa(ghabrakar Phone par Police se)-
Mere ghar ke bahar mujhe BOMB mila.
Police-koi baat nahin ,
3 din tak koi usey lene nahi aayaa
toh tum use rakh sakte ho..
Teacher- I Love U ka janam kaha hua?
Banta-China mein ,
Qki iski na koi Gurranty hai or na koi Warranty hai,
Chale to CHAND tak, nahi to SHAAM tak..
Dukaandar se Chhota Bachcha:-
Uncle Rang gora karne wali cream hai ?
Dukaandar :- Haan hai !
Bachcha:- To Lagate Kyun nahi,
main roj dar jata hoon.
Pappu:- Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse:- Blood group bolo
Pappu:-Koi bhi chalega
Nurse:-Kaise chalega ?
Pappu:- Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..
1 Sardar roz apne kitchen main jata aur
Shakkar ka dibba kholkar vapas band kar deta,
kyo?
Kyonki Dr. ne usse kaha tha ki roj apni sugar check karna..
